My boyfriend said that as soon as he can drive he’ll take me to the zoo, aww yaaaaay!

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

Merrrrrhhhh